50+ Funny Birthday Wishes and Greetings

Funny Birthday Wishes
Funny Birthday Wishes, Messages and Greetings

Choose from hundreds of the best funny birthday wishes, guaranteed to elicit a smile and a chuckle! Each one of our funny birthday greetings here at Styiens has been carefully written by our expert staff, and is sure to bring laughter and joy the lucky recipient. Find the perfect funny birthday wish using our intuitive category tags, which help you narrow down your favorite happy birthday wish by tone and style. Use our birthday greetings as they are, or build upon them for a more personalized happy birthday wish. No matter how you choose to use them, each one of our funny birthday wishes is sure to be a hit!

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Funny Birthday Wishes

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Today is the beginning of the rest of your life. Wait a minute. How old are you? Revise: Today is the beginning of the oldest part of your life.

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Happy birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit than last year, but you still look great!

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I made a list of the words of wisdom that I wanted to give you on your birthday. For now, it's still empty, but maybe next year. Happy birthday!

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Don’t you think it's time for us to grow up already? I know exactly what you're going to say: next year! Happy birthday to you, let's celebrate!

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I hope you've lowered your expectations for your meal and cake this year, I heard that dad's taken it upon himself to be the chef. Happy birthday!

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Another year of annoying us all! Happy birthday, and never change!

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You're not getting older, you're just getting wiser. Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday! Careful not to throw out your back blowing out all those candles!

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Getting old happens. Growing up is a matter of choice. Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday! You're one step closer to making diapers a regular thing again!

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Growing old sucks, but you do it so well I must admit that I'm a bit jealous. Happy birthday!

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Don't worry about being a year older, 'cause pretty soon you won't remember how old you are anyway. Happy birthday!

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I'm not saying you're old, but if you were a gallon of milk, I'd smell you before pouring you over my cereal.

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Happy birthday to such a charming, intelligent, and creative person. You remind me so much of myself!

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It's your birthday man, and a big one! Well, at your age, I guess every birthday is… Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday to you! For everyone's safety, however, we think it's best if you skip the candles this year.

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They always say to enjoy the little things in life. At your age those little things start to look a bit blurry without glasses, though... Happy birthday to you!

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I can't believe how big you've gotten… long gone are the days where I could steal your piece of cake and nobody would be the wiser! Happy birthday to you!

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Considering how terrible I am at remembering birthdays, this card is nothing short of a miracle foretelling the amazing year to come. Happy birthday!

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We tried to get the right number of candles on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space, unfortunately. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes and Greetings for Friends

Make your friend’s birthday a little brighter with one of these funny birthday wishes and greetings for a friend! From funny puns to humorous quotes, these funny birthday wishes are sure to bring a smile to their face. Filter wishes by length and tone, and send them a funny birthday wish they’re sure to remember!

  1. As you get older, three things start to happen. First, you get wiser. Then, your memory goes. And third… Well I can't remember. Not important. Happy birthday!
  2. Don't worry about aging, we knew and planned ahead of time for this. I got the fire extinguisher ready in case the candles get out of control, and the cake is extra soft and easy for you to chew. Happy birthday!
  3. Growing older is not a choice, but growing up is. Here's to another year of laughs and mischief! Happy birthday!
  4. You may no longer be considered young, but you'll always be immature. Happy birthday!
  5. No no, that's not a grey streak, it's a wisdom highlight. Wear it with pride — happy birthday!
  6. Forget about the past, it cannot be changed; Forget about the present, you're not getting one. Happy birthday!
  7. Wishing a very happy birthday to one of those rare people whose birthday I can remember even without a Facebook notification!
  8. Just imagine all those nice things that nice people say on your birthday and pretend I said them all to you. Happy birthday!
  9. The joy of knowing someone as awesome as me should be all the present you need. I got you a little something extra, though, cause I'm amazing like that. Happy birthday!
  10. Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as another step closer to the end. Happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday Wishes for Loved Ones

Make your loved ones’ birthday a little extra special with one of these thoughtfully written happy birthday wishes! Whether you’re looking for funny birthday wishes to use as part of a lighthearted message, or heartfelt sayings to show them how much they mean to you, you’re sure to find the perfect one for your loved one from our selection of happy birthday wishes and greetings for loved ones.

  1. Each morning I wake up and count my blessings, but the first one I count is always you. To the ray of sunshine in my life, no matter how stormy or gray it may seem — happy birthday!
  2. Thank you for your love, your kindness, and for all the beautiful memories we've made together. With each birthday milestone I grow even more grateful for the opportunity to grow old with you. Happy birthday, my love.
  3. I don't need a special day to remind me how special you are, but I hope that you take this day to remember it yourself. I couldn't be more grateful that the stars aligned the way they did. Happy birthday to my beautiful love!
  4. Just in case you haven't heard it in a while, or maybe you've forgotten, I'll take this day to tell you how much I love you. Happy birthday, my love!
  5. Today is a special day, a celebration of you. But for me, every day is special when I'm next to you. Happy birthday, my love, and to many many more!
  6. I hope I can make this day even half as amazing and lovely as you. Happy birthday, my love, and may every wish in your heart come true!
  7. To the wo/man of my dreams, the love of my life, the one person who puts a smile on my face no matter what's going on, I wish a most happy birthday! I love you so much.
  8. Think about the year that has passed — reminisce about the good, learn from the bad — and use these reflections to guide you into an even better year ahead. For all the memories made, and all those waiting to be made, for everything we built and all our future holds — I love you, and wish you a most happy birthday my love.
  9. With you by my side, there is no road too long, no mountain too high, no sea too rough. I love you so much, and can't wait to spend many more years by your side. Happy birthday, baby.
  10. To my better half, my one and only, I wish a most happy birthday. On this special day I want you to know how much you mean to me, and how grateful I am to have you here by my side. Happy birthday, my love.

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Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings for Friends

Find the perfect birthday wish or quote for a friend celebrating their birthday! From heartfelt sayings to funny birthday wishes, each one of these birthday messages has been carefully written by our expert writers to ensure that they get nothing short of the best. Bring a smile to their face and make their birthday a little more special with one of these happy birthday wishes, greetings, and sayings!

  • You are a truly special friend, and have always been there for me, through thick and thin. You're my best friend, and I am so happy to share this special day with you. Love you and happy birthday!
  • I look forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a wonderful birthday!
  • Happy birthday to one of the best people I've ever met. May this year be filled with beautiful blessings.
  • I may not have known it at the time, but the day you were born was the day I received the best friend anyone could ask for! Happy Birthday.
  • Thank you for always being there to lend an ear and a hand. I'm so fortunate to have you as a best friend. Wishing you a very happy birthday!
  • Wishing a very happy birthday to my good friend!
  • Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. Here's to another year of friendship and adventure!
  • Happy birthday to my wonderful friend! I hope you enjoy every moment of it.
  • Happy birthday to a great friend. Let's party!
  • May God shower blessings on you today and forever. Happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday Wishes for Your Best Friends

Only the best wishes for your best friend on their birthday! Take a moment to show them how much they mean to you and make their birthday even more special with one of these thoughtfully written happy birthday wishes. From inspiring quotes to funny birthday wishes, short puns to heartfelt messages, these birthday wishes are the perfect way to bring a smile to their face and celebrate your best friend’s birthday!

  1. Happy birthday to one of the best people I know!
  2. Wishing you tons of fun, joy, and laughter on your birthday. Happy birthday to you!
  3. Today marks another year of you being awesome -- never change. Happy birthday!
  4. Never let your fears hold you back, you can do anything you set your mind to. Here's to a great year ahead and to a very happy birthday!
  5. Happy birthday, sweetheart! You are one of my closest and truest friends, and I can't wait to share your special day with you!
  6. Today is such a special day, and I hope you enjoy every moment. Sending you my love and wishing you a very happy birthday!
  7. Here's to the sweetest and most beautiful person I've ever met. Happy birthday!
  8. Let's light the candles and celebrate another year of awesome you! Happy birthday!
  9. Wishing you a very happy birthday, and may your smile shine as bright as ever.
  10. May this birthday mark the beginning of another amazing year in your life. Happy birthday!

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FAQ

What’s a funny way to wish someone a happy birthday?

Wishing someone a happy birthday is a great way to show that you care, and taking the extra effort to brighten their day and make them smile with a funny birthday wish will almost always be appreciated. When wishing someone a happy birthday, it’s always important to keep the tone lighthearted and positive, and that’s especially true when putting together a funny birthday wish. Carefully consider how you want to make your birthday wish funny – you’ll want it to be something they can laugh about with friends, not something that could make them feel embarrassed or uncomfortable. Find something they would find funny, or choose something lighthearted that you can joke about, but make sure to avoid topics that could be too sensitive. For example, if someone is very apprehensive about getting older, you can still joke about the topic as long as your joke makes light of it rather than mocking them for their fear. With a bit of thought and consideration, you can easily put together a lighthearted, funny, and personal funny happy birthday wish that’s sure to bring a smile to their face. If you are looking for inspiration for writing your very own funny happy birthday wish, check out our funny birthday wishes here at Styiens!

What do I write in a funny birthday message?

When writing a funny message to someone for their birthday, it’s important to take a moment to think about what kind of humor they enjoy, and to consider your relationship with them. If you’re close with the person or know them well, you’ll have an easier time writing a funny birthday message for them that will suit their sense of humor. If you’re writing for a coworker or acquaintance, play it safe and keep the birthday message funny and lighthearted, while still appropriate for your relationship. Once you’ve decided on the topic, take a moment to consider how you’ll frame it. It’s very important to avoid writing a message that could be perceived as mocking or mean-spirited in any way, which is why you should always take a moment to ensure that your message cannot be misconstrued as such. Remember that tone is often very difficult to convey in writing, so any humor that relies on tone (such as sarcasm) may not be the best choice for a written birthday message. If you’re having trouble coming up with a funny birthday wish, or just want a few examples to get some ideas going, browse our birthday wishes section here at Styiens and check out our selection of funny birthday wishes for some inspiration!

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