Funny Farewell Messages
You've always been both a mentor and a boss, a friend as well as a colleague, a leader as well as a manager. Thank you for the great memories and the laughs, and even those late overtime nights! We'll miss you!
Now that you're no longer the captain of this leaky little ship, I worry who will be crazy enough to take on the task of navigating us through rough waters. Goodbye, boss, and all the best for the future.
I don't know how we'll manage without your pep talks and deadlines... it won't be the same around here without you, it'll finally be easier! All the best on your next chapter!
This is officially the end of shouting at us under the pretext of being our boss. All the best to our favorite boss!
We've all got our fingers crossed that your resignation gets rejected and your dog eats your acceptance letter. Goodbye to the boss no one wants to see go!
In the years we worked together you were firstly my boss, and a friend second. Now, I look forward to being just your friend, and giving you a good ribbing when you deserve it! Goodbye, and all the best for the future.
I thought this day would never come -- you're finally leaving! What a relief!
They say that true friends never say goodbye, only "see you soon". And yes, that is a threat: I will come visit you if you're not back here soon!
I can't even believe that you're leaving! I hope you know that you're dead to me, and that you fail at everything. See ya soon!
You know, they say the best way to keep in touch with friends is to send them presents… just saying. Bye!
Goodbye to my best friend. I know it won't be the same without you… It'll be so much better!
Wishing you all the best, and if you don't call me at least once a week, I will find you, I will hunt you down… and I will smother you with the biggest hug!
You know the worst part of being away from your friends? You no longer have the luxury of farting without judgement.
After all those wild nights out, all those crazy things we did, and all the stories we could never tell, I cannot believe that it all comes to an abrupt stop with just a measly goodbye! Leave, and never show your face here again you shameless deserter!
I know I'm supposed to be crying now, but I'm just relieved that finally get my life back on track now that a bad influence like yourself is leaving. Goodbye!
I can't believe you'd give up friends like us -- who's gonna roast you now??
If you ever miss me, just remember that you're dead to me now. Bye!
Now we won't have you to make us all look better in pictures… so long, friend, and good luck!
Goodbye, my dear friend. I hope our paths will cross again -- so I can give you a good kick to the shins for leaving in the first place!
Goodbye to you, and good luck finding a better friend than me!
I'll say goodbye nicely on the condition that you bring me expensive gifts when you return… Goodbye to my best friend!
You're a great friend, and an even better drinking buddy. We're all going to miss you! All the best as you head out to a fresh start, and don't lose my number!
Don't be too sad, 'cause we sure aren't! Just kidding -- you will be sorely missed. Goodbye and farewell!
I know it’s time to say goodbye, but goodbyes are too sad! Let's say "hello" instead: hello to a new adventure, new opportunities, and new discoveries. Farewell, 'til we meet again!
Things won't be the same around here without you… they'll be so much better! Buh-bye!