30+ Funny Mother’s Day Messages and Sayings

Happy Mother's Day! In honor of this momentous occasion, I promise I'll clean my room. Maybe.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom, from your greatest achievement: me!

Gotta hand it to you mom, you've done an amazing job. I turned out awesome!

Ok, you were right. Yes, even about that. There, I said it, and even put it in writing. Happy Mother's Day!

This Mother’s Day, I want to thank you for giving me all the best things in life: your love, your care, and your cooking! Happy Mother's Day!

On this Mother's Day, I want to give you something truly special – some peace and quiet. Happy Mother's Day!

Like the saying goes, Mom is always right. Even when she isn't. Happy Mother's Day!

My favorite thing about our relationship is the silent agreement on the fact that I am, without a doubt, your favorite child. Happy Mother's Day!

Mother's Day is the perfect day to celebrate the greatest gift of all: me! Just kidding – Happy Mother's Day!

You may not be the perfect mom, and I may not be the perfect kid, but we've had many perfect moments along the way. To many more perfect moments in the future – happy Mother's Day!

Sorry about your other kids, mom, but this Mother's Day remember that you have me! Happy Mother's Day!

The older I get, the more often I open my mouth and hear you talking. Funny how that works... Happy Mother's Day!

I thought about getting you a present to go with this card, but I'm pretty sure I'm enough of a Mother's Day gift. Happy Mother's Day!

On this Mother's Day we want to take the opportunity to thank you for your service. We salute you!

Thanks for always putting up with all my shit, Mom. Also, sorry for swearing so much.

Thank you so much for all the wise words. One day, I'll listen to them. 'Til then, happy Mother's Day!

Don't know where I would be without you. Literally. Happy Mother's Day!

Thanks for the amazing genes that produced this stunning face, Mom!

Motherhood: if you feel like you're losing your grip on reality, it's a sign that you're doing alright. Happy Mother's Day!

I know I drove you crazy, gave you white hairs and premature wrinkles… but I only did it because I love you! Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

I know that raising me wasn't easy, and that it took a lot of patience, strength, and an iron will… Anyway, thanks or hanging in there. Happy Mother's Day!

Can't offer you grandkids yet, but how about this awesome card? Happy Mother's Day!

Look Mom! I got you a card this year! Happy Mother's Day!

I wanted to take this opportunity to remind you how lucky you are to have been blessed with the most amazing child in the whole world: me! Happy Mother's Day!

I sometimes feel bad for other people, because I clearly won the best mom lottery. Happy Mother's Day!

You raised a legend, Mom. I you must be so proud. Happy Mother's Day!

Mother: A person with a superhuman sense of hearing, built-in lie detection, and eyes on the back of her head. Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

Motherhood: Propelled forward by love, sustained by coffee, and made possible by wine. Happy Mother's Day!

To the only mother in the world who could love a wild child like me – Happy Mother's Day!

Thanks for putting up with us, even through that phase that we swore up and down wasn't a phase. Happy Mother's Day!