Halloween Sayings
Funny Halloween Sayings and Wishes
- We may be too old to trick or treat, but at least we get the boos. Happy Halloween!
- Just remember, if you hear something during the night, and see glowing yellow eyes staring into your soul... it's probably just the cat. Probably.
- Happy Halloween to all, and may you have a good fright!
- No matter what you're wearing this Halloween, I'm sure you'll look boo-tiful. Happy Halloween!
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice...?
- Witching you a fang-bulous Halloween!
- If you want to know what evil comes knocking at your door this Halloween... Look through the peephole. It's most likely trick or treaters.
- Oh my gourd, I'm so excited for Halloween!
- Don't let the trick or treaters drive you batty!
- I'm not saying I'm scared, I'm just saying we're very lucky that Halloween can't fall on Friday 13th...
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Cute Halloween Sayings and Wishes
- May Halloween be filled with plenty of treats (and maybe a few tricks, too) for you this year!
- Happy Halloween! Hope you have a scary good time.
- This Halloween just keep in mind that no matter how scared you might feel, ghosts and monsters are not real! Have a happy Halloween!
- May this Halloween be filled with good tidings and good times. Happy Halloween!
- I can't wait to see what Halloween has a-brewing for us this year!
- Have a creepy crawly Halloween!
- To my favorite little monster, I wish a spook-tacular Halloween!
- I bewitching you a happy and haunted Halloween!
- I'm ready to get scared half to death, and have all the fun in the world doing it! Happy Halloween!
- Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween filled with pumpkin spice and everything nice!
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Halloween Sayings and Messages for Kids
- May this Halloween be filled with enough tricks and treats to keep you smiling for the rest of the year. Happy Halloween!
- Happy Halloween! I can't wait to see your awesome costume this year!
- Happy Halloween! May your jack-o'-lanterns always burn bright!
- Happy Halloween! Enjoy it to its creepy crawly fullest!
- I hope you get lots of candy, more than you could ever eat, so that you can share it with friends, and have a Halloween that's both spooky and sweet!
- Trick or treat! May this Halloween be extra spooky and doubly sweet!
- Happy Halloween! Be safe wherever you choose to haunt tonight!
- All the creepiest crawlers, all the spookiest monsters, all the ghouls and all the ghosts have come together -- to make this Halloween the best one ever! Happy Halloween!
- Wishing you a safe, fun, and spooky Halloween!
- Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
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Halloween Sayings and Wishes for Friends
- Hope you have a spooky, creepy, and happy Halloween!
- Wishing a very happy Halloween to the realest witch around.
- Happy Halloween! May you get all the treats you seek!
- I hope your Halloween is just like our friendship -- a little scary, but always fun! Happy Halloween!
- Wishing you a happy, haunted Halloween!
- May your costume be flawless, and may you eat all the candy and not gain even an ounce... Happy Halloween!
- I can't believe fall is already here! Wishing you a happy, fun-filled, and spooky Halloween!
- Sending you my best wishes for a spook-tacular Halloween!
- The best Halloween costume you can wear is a smile -- show those fangs and have a Happy Halloween!
- May this Halloween be frightfully enjoyable -- Happy Halloween!
- I hope you have a scary fun Halloween!
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Popular Halloween Quotes
- “The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween.” – Paula Guran
- “Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
- “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” – Dexter Kozen
- “There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionate of a disembodied soul.” – Joseph Conrad
- “It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” – Bette Midler
- “Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.” – Nicholas Gordon
- “Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.” – Isaac Asimov
- “The witches fly across the sky, the owls go, “Who? Who? Who?” The black cats yowl and green ghosts howl, “Scary Halloween to you!” – Nina Willis Walter
- “The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.” – H.P. Lovecraft
- “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Lindsey Lohan